shiinma:
This girl decided to tell me midway that she doesn't swallow. W/e, that's fine. We'll cross that bridge when we get to it. This chick decides to spit into a cup I had on my night stand, which I later drank from. I cried myself to sleep that night.

bae-stop-playin:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

ursa-majors:

solarsenpai:

ursa-majors:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

Right. Because heaven forfend you swallow cum by accident when you expect women to gladly do it on purpose.

I really think reading comprehension is lacking in today’s society because not only did the girl say that she doesn’t swallow and he was fine with that,

you read right past that and went on a bitter bitch tirade to justify that he deserved to unknowingly ingest his own semen because he expected another female in which he was having relations with to do so

which he didn’t, at all, whatsoever.

sounds like someone didn’t tell you a couple times you got that shit stuck in your nose huh?

I knew someone would spectacularly miss the point. Thanks!

well then this escalated quickly :o

lmfao

cravings:

if u can’t afford pizza u can’t afford me

(Source: cravings, via ruinedchildhood)

6ee:

"Don’t wear that you’ll give people the wrong idea"

What idea? That I’m a fine as hell? That ain’t an idea that’s a fact ma

(via fvckdopeshxt)